My wife is surfin' porn? Normally, this wouldn't be in the realm of possibility, but this was shortly after her reading the first of the 50 Shades series (which she reviewed for us on my site) so I didn't know.
Turns out, it was just some run of the mill bra shopping. No Fredericks of Hollywood, no Victoria's Secret...
Maidenform.
In today's world, who knew the following interchange could occur, and be considered "normal" and "ok"?
Partner 1: Hi honey, I'm home.
Partner 2: Hey, how was your day?
Partner 1: It was a good Saturday. I finished that adult novel I got at the bookstore. I almost felt a little embarrassed buying it, but I waited until the store was closer to empty and raced up to the checkout.
Partner 2: Yeah, did you get fired up?
Partner 1: A little bit. I met up with my buds and went to the strip show.
Partner 2: Yeah? Was it all you hoped it would be?
Partner 1: Well, it wasn't an all the way naked show, but the dancing was pretty erotic.
Partner 2: And did that fire you up even more?
Partner 1: Oh yeah! Race you to the bedroom.
Partner 2: I can't WAIT for the next Girl's Weekend!
Partner 1: Me neither!
So, long accused of lude behavior by the women, should men now turn the other cheek or be offended that it's ok for the ladies to read the 50 Shades series? And what about the movie, Magic Mike?
Frankly Ladies, most guys are happy to receive the benefits of these vices and won't complain a bit. For the most part, we don't care if you objectify men. Stroke our egos afterwards with great care and in the end we'll all be happy.
Why wouldn't I put this into the Starting Lineup for Friday's Dude Write?
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